The Free Land of Abram Lincoln is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Hancock with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.351 billion Abram Lincolnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Bear Plaza. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Abram Lincolnian economy, worth 97.8 trillion Iceyys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,405 Iceyys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

John Hancock's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, John Hancock's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Black Bear Plaza generates millions of views, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abram Lincoln's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abram Lincoln is ranked 76,476^th in the world and 30^th in Rocketopia for Safest, scoring 91.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.